*** Top 10 Signs that your Cat knows your Internet Password ***
| 10. | E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." | |
| 9. | Traces of kitty litter in your Keyboard. | |
| 8. | You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip. | |
| 7. | Your web browser has a new homepage: http://www.feline.com/. | |
| 6. | Your mouse has teeth marks in it...and a strange aroma of tuna. | |
| 5. | Hate-Mail message to Apple Computer Corporation about their release of "CyberDog." | |
| 4. | Your new ergonomic Keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it. | |
| 3. | You keep finding new software around your house like "CatinTax" and "WarCat II." | |
| 2. | On IRC you're known as the IronMouser. | |
| 1. | There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post. |